World's Most Outrageous Jewelleries

The weirdest jewellery I had ever seen, this is as well as funny and most erotic that anyone can't buy easily..! But it's okey, you can just have look on it and share your view with us..

I wouldn't wear it...too weird. But some crazy people obviously would.

The Best Nonsense Money Can Buy !

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The best nonsense money can buy!

Self potrait Doll

Price : £123

Have a ‘Mini Me’ action figure made of yourself! We got one done for Bizarre art director Dave Kelsall, but he insisted on pulling kooky cross-eyed faces in the photos we sent to the sculptor, so his doll looks 82 per cent Dave, 18 per cent Sloth from The Goonies. “Hey, You Guuuys!”

Metallica Lullaby CD

Price : £12.95

The sky is beginning to ‘Fade To Black’, but getting your baby to sleep is like ‘Pulling Teeth’. Stick on this CD of Metallica tracks played on bells and harps, and ta-da! ‘Enter Sandman’.

Knuckleduster Mug

Price : £11.99

When it’s brass monkeys outside you’ll be glad of a warming brew from this cup, with its handle shaped like brass knuckles. Alternatively, you could fill it with punch.

Kate Bush T-shirt

Price : £19.99

The Mighty Bush was years ahead of her time. If only she’d been US president instead of that other Bush, the last eight years could have been more ‘Wuthering Heights’ and less ‘blathering shite’.

Ben Westwood Lunch Box

Price : £24.99

A saucy sarnie holder decorated with sordid snaps by designer Vivienne’s erotic photographer son. Bizarre suggests you pack a couple of phallic veggies and a nicely tossed salad.

Barbed Wire Leather Rose

Price : £24.95

Got a fetish for the aroma of leather, but find it hard to explain why you keep getting caught sniffing driving gloves in Halfords? It’s totally acceptable to smell flowers,

so buy this cow-skin rose and inhale away. Just be careful with those spikes.

God Lager

Price : £1.49

This divine dark Swedish beer is the perfect tipple for hungover dyslexics who need “hair

of the god”. When they remember that, after downing seven of these the night before, they dry-humped a bollard, then pissed in the fridge, remind them God works in mysterious ways.

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8 Ideal Valentine Gifts That Will Help You Out Or Give You A Laugh

So you haven’t figured out what to buy your sweetheart for Valentines Day! Plenty of places on the internet will tell you what to buy, but most of those places that come up in search engines are trying to sell you their products. Dig a little deeper, and you’ll find collections of gift recommendations that will either help you out or give you a laugh.

Geeky Tech Gifts : If there’s one thing the internet has plenty of, it’s geeks, both make and female. And Valentine gifts for those geeks. Geeks Are Sexy has The Geek Guide to Valentine’s Day Gifts, which features this USB Plasma Heart which is symbolic, techy, and kitschy all at the same time. PC Magazine has 10 Valentine’s Day Tech Gifts Under $50. Obsessible has Valentine’s tech-themed gifts for lovers. Keep the personality of your recipient in mind, with 10 Valentine’s Gifts for the Female Nerd. And Wired has has more Valentine girly gift gadgets in video form.

Pets and Pet Lovers : Dogs Online magazine has recommendations for Valentine’s Day Gifts For Dog Lovers. Also see Responsible Valentine gifts for dog lovers. Inventor’s Spot has the 8 Best Valentine’s Day Gifts For Your Cat. The Humane Society has gifts that may or may not have anything to do with pets, but when you purchase one, you’ll help out homeless cats and dogs. And that may mean a lot to your valentine.

Some Odd Choices : There are gift guides for all purposes. Some are very useful, like Cool and Different Valentine gifts, where I found the Holographic Candlelit Dinner Kit pictured. Then there are the outliers, such as Top 10 Strangest Valentine’s Gifts, 13 Ideas for A Redneck Valentines Day, and the Top Bacon Flavored Valentine Gifts.

Desperation Buys : Some of you are just now noticing that the holiday is coming up as you read this. For you, check out Last Minute, Last Resort Valentine Gifts. The guys at Engadget included the Photoshop Magnet Kt pictured because it’s the kind of things they’d like to receive! Before running out to buy just anything because you forgot Valentines day, read this wiki on how to buy last minute Valentine gifts.

Gifts to Avoid : 15 Gifts That Will Surely Piss Off Your Valentine details gifts that send the wrong message. Imagine the reaction when you give your true love a set of scales to remind her what chocolate does! Valentines Day is full of symbolism that may bite you if you don’t pay attention. Disaboom breaks them down into two lists: the Top 10 Worst Valentine’s Gifts for Your Boyfriend, and the Top 10 Worst Valentine’s Day Gifts For Your Girlfriend. I’d have to agree with 25 Outrageous & Lame Gifts You Should NEVER Get Your Girlfriend. Inventor Spot weighs in with Nothing Says Love Like An Anti-Valentine Gift.

Green Valentines : An environmentally-minded sweetheart will go nuts with a eco-gift for Valentines day. The Daily Green guides you with Everything You Need for a Green Valentine’s Day. They can even steer you to fair trade organic chocolate like the Dagoba chocolates pictured, wrapped in recycled paper. Green Student U has Non-Traditional Green Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas. If you wait until the last minute, find Last Minute Green Valentine’s Gifts, but only if you live in New York, Los Angeles, or San Francisco.

Cheap : While some may be able to afford Wildly Expensive Valentine’s Day gifts, most folks are thinking of cutting back since the economy took a turn. You don’t have to search far for Frugal Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas. The ‘net will steer you to cheap or even free Valentine gifts. But what does “cheap” mean? If you’re looking for gifts under $30, the gift guide for you is from from StyleHive, where I found the heart scarf pictured from Forever21.com for only $4.95.

Do It Yourself Experiences : Valentine gifts don’t have to be store-bought. Some aren’t even technically gifts, but experiences to make the holiday memorable. Life 123 has Ten Valentine’s Day Gifts You Can Make for Your Girlfriend. You can make your own personalized Valentine message hearts shown above with instructions from Evil Mad Scientist Laboratories. Or make a Delicious Valentine’s Day Dinner at Home.

Honestly, although you’ll find great Valentine ideas on the internet, there is no one perfect Valentine gift. The perfect gift is the one your sweetheart wants. My boyfriend gave me a cooking pan that was noticeably absent from my extensive cookware collection, with all the right features. Even he made the remark that it seems quite un-romantic, but I disagree. It is the perfect gift because it was what I wanted. Not only that, but I was touched that he listened and knew what I wanted without even asking me. That means more than if he had spent oodles of money on candy, flowers, or jewelry.

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Valentines Day Gift Ideas

Valentine's day is 2-days away and I think you people will already searching for wonderful gifts for your lover. Let me give me some tips on how to attract people with some innovative gifts. Some electronic gifts with love theme will be good. And one cannot miss the famous hearts, hearts glittering with lights will also be amazing. The above mentioned are my ideas ... Check out some unique collection of quality gifts to kick the occasion up a notch. So don't wait, impress your lover with some amazing innovative gifts :)

Stacking birthstone rings : Price ($39.95 - $159.95 )

Birthstones are an ideal way to keep a reminder of a loved one close at hand.

Assorted hand-dipped strawberries : Price ($39.95 )

These incredible, mouthwatering fruits are sure to have the crowds oohing and ahhing. Each succulent strawberry is artfully hand-dipped then coated in goodies for a unique flavor combination in every bite.

Get Lucky Dice : Price ($34.95)

Getting lucky just got easier. The set of pewter dice is inscribed with action words, body parts and parts of speech. Take turns rolling the dice and acting out the various commands such as "brush lips against back." Includes one wild-card body part best left to the imagination.

Eberjey lovestruck chemise and hot pants : Price ($34.95 - $99.95)

A gift this pretty will be unwrapped in no time. Designed by women for women, Eberjey’s lingerie set fits just right, in all the right places. Ruby-red fabric and cream lace make the lingerie set feminine, flattering and ever so alluring.

The ultimate valentine`s day gift : Price ($79.95 )

Want to tell your valentine that she's the world to you? Send her two dozen sweet expressions roses with all the works!

Romantic fortune cookies : Price ($24.95 )

"Your love life is about to take a turn for the interesting." Confucius couldn't have said it better. Each of these crispy chocolate-covered cookies comes with a romantic version of the traditional fortunes.

Sterling xo necklace : Price ( $44.99 )

These timeless symbols date back to the 18th century, when an "X" was used in place of a signature and an "O" represented the circled arms of an embrace.

The ultimate romance collection : Price ($139.95 )

Want to tell your Valentine that she's the world to you? Send her three dozen long-stemmed red roses with all the works!

Couple's bath caddy : Price ($59.95 )

Combine two parts bubbly and one part bubbles for a romantic end to a long day—or beginning of a long night. These solid-bamboo caddy makes it easy to navigate a slippery tub for two.

Ballpark cuff links : Price ( $149.95 - $229.95 )

As seen in InStyle magazine.

These aren't just cuff links—they're a piece of baseball history. Crafted of salvaged seats from America's most famous and beloved stadiums, these cuff links are one of a kind. Coated in the original paint of the stadium seat colors, each cuff link boasts a deep patina collected from decades of home openers, double-headers and grand-slam ovations.

Frog prince : Price ($64.95 )

Celebrate your Prince Charming’s royal qualities with this tiny, whimsical frog that's finely crafted down to the tiniest detail.

* hollow-cast sterling silver with a brass crown
* arrives in red velvet bag with a box that says "you're my prince"
* 1"L
* made in USA

Large brushed-nickel watch case : Price ( $79.95 )

Lost time is never found again, Benjamin Franklin once said. And back then, a man had only one pocket watch to keep track of—the one that went with his three-cornered hat. Nowadays, men typically own several watches to suit multiple moods and occasions.

Kama sutra weekender kit : Price ($39.95)

Take romance on the road with this discreet sampler, thoughtfully designed to slip into a purse, pocket or honeymooner's bag. A perfect introduction to the many joys of the Kama Sutra.

What fills her heart necklace : Price ($49.95 - $59.95 )

This necklace pays tribute to a mother's love, featuring a single heart-shaped pendant that can be filled with one, two, three or four loose freshwater pearls, one for each of her children.

Wine filled truffles : Price ($24.95 )

The only thing better than wine and chocolate is the combination of both. Popped into the mouth, the flavors of decadent chocolate and wine meld into one sensual bite.

Secret heart box : Price ($39.95 )

The hidden treasure inside tiny chest is a reminder that love is all we ever need. Penned by George Sand, the words on the tiny scroll tucked into pewter box contain a simple yet powerful message: "There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved."

Hugs and kisses bouquet : Price ($49.95)

A dizzying array of deep, robust color, the Hugs and Kisses bouquet contains one dozen tulips and one dozen iris, fresh from the fields. It's an always-impressive bouquet perfect for a "dinner for two," a special someone's birthday, or anytime you want to make someone's heart race.

Celestial diamond necklace : Price ($99.95 )

Give her the moon and the stars with this necklace inspired by the Pleiades, a constellation also known as the Seven Sisters. Rendered in sterling silver and diamonds, the pendant serves as a sparkling reminder of the magic of the universe.

True love heart necklace : Price ($39.95)

A faceted deep-red garnet, an ancient symbol of passion and fidelity, lends the sparkle of true love to this sterling-silver pendant. Script lettering spells out the feelings in your heart—and hers.

Philips digital photo frame : Price ($229.95 $199.95 )

Part photo album, part electronic gadget, the Digital PhotoFrame is the perfect way for Dad to show off. The screen displays up to 150 high-pixel images with crisp, print-quality colors and sharp definition. Show images in slideshow, single-photo or thumbnail formats.

Scent with love : Price ($69.95 )

The French tulips, star-of-Bethlehem, fragrant oriental lilies, and Bells of Ireland lend this bouquet an international aura, and create a collection of blooms that is equally captivating and lavish.

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