Something Sexy for my Male Readers

Look, I'm straight, but when these pics were sent to me this morning, I thought 'damn, smoking'! And I thought I'll make it my duty today to cheer the men up. It's just 'the right thing to do'. I usually don't put anything on my blog that would offend people, but I'm all about creating a stir!
So, if you haven't had your morning-caffeine-fix, I don't think you'll need it after this. Here you go men! Enjoy.

See? Told you. HOT.
J

It's Friday and I...

... am not so sure if I like Rihanna's new hairdo. It reminds me of the Pon de replay days. And I hate that song.
... am happy to do my first Friday post of 2011!
... am still in holiday mode, but one fuck-up at work and I'm back to my stressful self.
... will be featuring on Woelag on Monday as 'Forbidden Fruit! A cool interview illustrated with some hot pictures.
... am so damn happy that I finally got a Blackberry! I don't even need my laptop any longer.
... caused a stir on Twitter yesterday when I tweeted my bra size.
... really caused a stir when I tweeted a picture of me showing off my bra size, but it was all in good fun.
... am training with a personal trainer (who is hot and single, by the way ladies). Check out his cool fitness blog and be sure to follow him on Twitter too.
... can finally walk again. I've been stiff for days now!
... am on a mission to get my ass in serious shape! Let's see how long this resolution lasts.
... think it's wonderful that Playboy is searching for South African playmates!
... will be posting a lot more pictures from here on forward, because I finally have a camera again!
... don't regret getting another piercing. I love my madonna piercing. Totally worth the pain.

Happy Friday darlings! First week of work is done and dusted!
I wonder what I will get up to this weekend....

J

Our Wild Housewarming!

For weeks I've been blogging and tweeting about either house-hunting, furniture shopping, the count-down to the big move and then the housewarming! Well, what a housewarming it was! Friday night we had about 40 of our closest friends over (it could be more... I lost count) to celebrate our 'big step' of independence. Everything was going great, until someone whipped out a beer funnel. Uh oh! Not knowing exactly what it was or how to use it, I wasn't going to leave it over to the imagination. Oh no, definitely not. We didn't put beer in it, but everything else we could find. Curiosity sure as hell almost killed the cat!

Because we don't have our couches yet, we have a big open space which we turned into a dancefloor. Even our neighbours, who happened to be a group of girls too, also joined the party. Even though our place was left in a terrible state, our alcohol was finished, our microwave's inside was covered in cheese and our carpets completely ruined, we had so much fun! Thank goodness we decided on paper plates and plastic cups for the evening! Definitely one of the wildest housewarmings I've been to in a while. Never again. At least, not at our place!

My sister, cheering me on.

I'm sad and relieved that the funnel broke.

Making sure she doesn't waste a drop!

Even our cousin couldn't miss out on this one!

Me with my cousin

If we're gonna go with plastic and paper, we might as well make sure it's cute.

The next morning we opened our gifts - and boy, did we get gifts - and saw that we also got a nice blow-up portable pool. Needless to say, we blew it up immediately, filled it with water and got in the pool, clothes and all. Then the party started all over again. I knew if I stopped drinking, I would pass out, because I didn't sleep at all Friday night.

I've never laughed as much as I did that day! I was on a roll with my jokes, voices and impersonations.

Saturday was spent mostly in our mini-pool, but eventually decided that our place needs cleaning and so do we! The day was ended off with housewarming number two, but luckilly only a quiet(ish) braai with family and close friends. Thank you again to everyone who joined the celebration with us and thank you for all our gifts! We got (almost) everything we needed! We're about 80% settled in. Painting is in progress, then we can finally hang the curtains, paintings and mirrors, then those carpets and then we can start enjoying our little pozzy! Phew, hard work, but it's going to be worth it.

Jemma

A Mid-Week All White Party!

Dressing like a virgin really isn't my forte, but standing out in a crowd is. We were glowing with our all white attire and luminous accessories at a recent party my sister and I attended. It really is so hard to hold back on the drinking and partying in the middle of the week, especially because the 'big move' was taking place that following day. Our so-called solution? "Let's go without sleep and just go big tonight. If we're going to be hungover, let's at least make it worth it". Clever, really really clever. Point and case here is, we had a blast and definitely created a stir. We came home with no accessories, Poncho stains, a bruise and very little memory of it all.

Thank goodness for evidence  blackmail material  photos to refresh our memory.

Me and my partner-in-crime, Lieschen. Our lovely dresses are from Young Designers Emporium.

Pictured here with the birthday girl, Demi Moore.

Our awesome gal-pals!

What would a 21st birthday celebration be without those embarrassing speeches?

Funky cocktails on arrival!

Where the camera was, so were we.

My sister and I even painted our nails white.

Definitely my favourite photo of the night. All of us look completely wasted.

I have no idea who this guy is, but at least we had one thing in common...

Then we just danced the night away!

Happy 21st birthday, Demi - it's her birthday today! Have a fabulous day and year ahead! Please don't take me partying with you tonight. I don't think I'll survive another drunk night or hangover at work. Then again, it is Tequila Tuesday. Oh boy, rubber arm!

Jemma